Beastie Babes - Licensed to Mill 1.0

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• 1.0

Cards, all we really want is cards

And in the morning it's cards

Cause in the evening it's cards

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We like to make you discard

Without a hand the game gets hard

And we can take your money, too

Claiming is all that you can do

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Far, far away

There was this girl named Padme

The only real hero mill in game

She thought that she should get more play

So she called up two friendly babes

Mon Mothma likes to roll all day

Maz Kanata resolves as she may

Us ladies will make you pay

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We'll make you say, "Don't take my cards cuz I can't play!"

We'll just laugh and say, "No way!"

Because begging is so passe

We'll mill your deck without delay

Discards swoop down like birds of prey

All you can do is try to slay

We'll keep on healing that's okay

We're sure it's much to your dismay

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Cards - removed from the game

Cards - to kill your dice rolls

Cards - to ruin your day

Cards - infinite delays

Cards, that's all we really want is cards

Two at a time Maz can resolve

Within new metas we want cards

We want to get rid of your cards, cards, cards, cards, cards!