Only Losers Need All Those Dice

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Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
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I literally built this because I didn't have room in my mobile deck solution to hold more dice. This deck is stupid, and you're just as stupid as me if you use it. It is a weird, bastardized, zero dice, slow choke, slow damage deck. I cannot imagine a single meta where this deck will ever be relevant, but that doesn't mean it can't be fun.

As we are running a a four character deck, Aftermath and Attrition are integral. As we are also running the slowest possible choke deck, Salvage Stand is also integral. Get all of these on the board by the end of turn two in order to fully utilize them. As putting down all six of them would only cost us 2 resources it's entirely possible to do this depending on how much you believe in the heart of the cards. Also, use Backup Muscle for six total damage whenever it feels right. Sooner the better.

Now, when it comes to upgrades, you want Hate, Deadly and Hunker Down on First Order Stormtrooper and another character of your choosing. I wouldn't put it on Bazine Netal - Master Manipulator as we will likely be utilizing her die to help choke the opponent. I'd say putting it on Nightsister is our best bet. It limits our ability to fully utilize her ability, but we do have quite a bit of dice removal in ours cards, so we should be alright. If you want to use her to reroll an opponents stuff, use Ciena Ree - Adept Pilot as your other triple threat. Not a bad idea considering the extra health she's packing.

Use Armor Plating on whoever they're targeting first, eventually putting a Force Illusion or two in it's place when it comes to that while utilizing our twelve pieces of dice removal to keep their heavy hitting dice off the board. Use the Mos Eisley Spaceport - Tatooine claim ability to pick up a Deadly or Hate before one of your characters die in order to use it again on someone else, basically for free.

This deck plays weird. It feels kind of insane not rolling a dozen dice a turn with a four person deck. But if it floats your boat, I'm not going to shame you for it.

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