General Assholery

Card draw simulator
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Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
General Assholery 0 0 0 2.0

Roomba 204

This deck is made to end friendships and keep you laughing to whole time. You won't find it in the meta anytime soon, but take keep their hand a resources empty. Use Lure of Power to add that extra discard or disrupt. Pretty much the only way to win is by mill, so have fun with it!

1 comment

ajscherer 66

I've been trying to develop the same squad. I think most of these cards are defensible, but there are a handful of cards you absolutely must add:

Scrap Heap - the whole game plan is to discard every single round; might as well get paid for it

Buy Out - like you said the only way to win is to mill

Fast Hands - roll Jabba in, reroll his worse die, hopefully discard 2 in one action

He Doesn't Like You - lets be honest, you're gonna hit a lot of worthless rolls that aren't wroth rerolling with this team. Might as well take the free removal

The Best Defense - it's right there in the name...

I also think Fort Anaxes is worth some consideration as your battlefield. Neither that nor your battlefield helps the opponent at all, but I think getting guardian on all characters gives you slightly better upside for keeping Jabba alive long enough to buy 'em out.