Witch, Please

Card draw simulator
Odds: 0% – 0% more
Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
Later, Witches 0 0 0 1.0

Sinomi 375

Silly plays for silly days.

Mulligan hard for a curse. Hopefully between Respite, Common Cause, and having six curses in the deck we can manage to pull at least one. Dead Or Alive is also important to keep in the first hand if possible, since it's our primary source of resources.

Greedo - Unlucky Mercenary + Vow Of Vengeance is not the primary win condition, but can be pretty hilarious if for some reason he's still alive at the end of the game.

Acceptable Losses is to help force redeploy and to pump Vow Of Vengeance, although I feel like the character with the die tends to well, die first. (Haha, get it?)

Fit of Rage is a local meta call and could be swapped for something more impactful and less expensive, I'm sure.

It probably looks like less traditional mitigation than usual, which is true. In theory, Possessed and Hex help as removal, and Weave The Ichor helps gain health back.

It looks dumb, (becuase it is dumb,) but it's fun!

HashtagHanShotFirst.

5 comments

aasenb 685

I saw this, thought it might have been you. Scrolled down and here you are.

Sinomi 375

@aasenb it's that desperation smell, haha. Smells like the north!

Also, your db score is gold.

thejumpingflea 214

Greedo with the vow kill! ;)

Sinomi 375

@thejumpingflea that death twitch roll. T_T

I wonder if it had gone differently if you'd Embargoed Vow Of Vengeance instead of Possessed.

I think the Umbaran Hover Tank resolution for the quad-witch death was play of the game.

Scarletasterisk 296

Ha! Love this list!