Honey Dickin' Lando/Mothma Mill

Card draw simulator
Odds: 0% – 0% more
Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
Empty the cargo 0 0 0 1.0

PorgChop 264

The goal of this deck is to Honey Dick your opponent's hand and deck.

27 comments

Reelmancoop 10

You be honey dickin?

PorgChop 264

Lando Calrissian - Galactic Entrepreneur does the Honey Dickin' while Mon Mothma - Skilled Politician does the Honey Potting.

Serj22 1

This deck was shared with me and Lando did what he was supposed to. Mon mothma got honey diced the whole time and I won a local 16 person tourney 4-0

bellcitygeekery 170

Nothing sweeter than honey dickin'. Took this deck to a local tournament and went 4-1 winning the entire thing. Deck is legit.

PorgChop 264

@Serj22 I’m glad it worked for you. If you want the throw a little stank on the sting remove Maz's Goggles and add Planned Explosion just for shits and gigs.

PorgChop 264

@bellcitygeekery congrats. Sounds like my little manuver at the Battle of Taanab.

urlacma 2

IS the Echo Base - Hoth really the best for honey dickin'?

PorgChop 264

@urlacma the answer is yes.

urlacma 2

@PorgChopI don't know. I heard there was a lot of Honey Dickin' that happened at Otoh Gunga - Naboo

Them Gungans like Honey Dickin'

PorgChop 264

@urlacma you want a whatever battlefield anyways. You’re never claiming with this deck. Lando Calrissian - Galactic Entrepreneur will Honey Dick anywhere.

Mended 56

@PorgChop will you be posting a guide for this deck? I feel like everytime i try this deck i just get honey potted. I mean it has everything I like, Lando, C-3PO, and Entreched. Help me make this work.

urlacma 2

@Justpottsall you need is a little honey on the tip and the rest takes care of itself. Easiest way to ensure a win.

Serj22 1

I had no issues with this even without a writeup, like I mentioned earlier this deck made me go 4/0. I think I successfully honey dicked. I discarded pretty much 20 of the cards for rerolls. I assumed that's why they were in the deck because I didn't see the point of any other cards besides scout and maz's goggles.

triyue 7

I got Honey-Dicked BIG time on TTS by this deck. I ran Big Dick Vader with Magnaguard and got WORKED

Chrispy77 93

“This deck is the honiest of dicking”- Darth Vader

Serj22 1

Chrispy77 I don't think "honest" is a word just thought you should know. Also just popped in again to say great deck. Love it. Love it. Mhmm. Mhmm. Right.

Chrispy77 93

“This deck is the most like honey of dicking” Dorth Vooder

MAsta_KFC 1

I'm not getting the honey dicking references :( So Lando mills while Mothma generates the resources?

PorgChop 264

@Serj22 the goggles are for the Fake Glasses section of the deck.

rmohler 477

Love the commdick, but I'd drop it for some Emergency Evacuations and Fall Backs.

Reelmancoop 10

Fake Glasses.

PorgChop 264

@Reelmancoop do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?

Serj22 1

@rmohler Lando never emergency evacuates. He always finishes what he started, where he started it. He doesn't just spread it all over the snowy fields of Hoth.

Mended 56

@PorgChopThis whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just... Boromir!

PorgChop 264

@Justpotts Hobbits are for the boys. So fudge off!

Mended 56

@MAsta_KFC you know what hurts more than a nuclear bomb? ....words

PorgChop 264

Boom boom boom.